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Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.
Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha
by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020
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Stoofy

A mixture of stupid and goofy to make one word!
Damn bro, lets go all out and get STOOFY at this party.
by E-Breezy April 9, 2007
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stoof

Much more awesome and/or fun than stuff.
Syi: Yo Rayoe, what's up?
Rayoe: Eh, y'know... just stoof.

"Hey man, did you bring the stoof?"
by Syi May 27, 2009
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stooge fright

The act of going in front of one or many people and worrying about saying something really stupid. Afraid of saying something totally out of context.
Holy buckets! Brad sure does have a case of stooge fright after telling his whole class that he likes to eat benut putter.
by 9 juan juan January 16, 2006
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Stooged

1. To be made fun of or joked on in a manor that you did not expect or see coming.

2. To be blindsided because someone got you to look the other way.
"He totally stooged me with that joke.. I had forgotten about that"

"I looked to the right and then he slapped me from the left.. He really stooged me."
by Cody G December 9, 2008
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Still Stood

When you can't be brought down no matter what has been done to you.
I got kicked out of my spot. My girlfriend left me for my brother. I got fired from my job. Ran into some trouble with the cops and got tased 5 times and I STILL STOOD!
by Eillek Buubz March 18, 2018
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stoobid

what ur Asian mom says when you get 99 on a math test
O my gaww sting wan you fairrr duh test, wy u so stoobid , study som more study hadah aiyaaaa
by jack and jill was a good movie November 5, 2021
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