stepping on my own dick

1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a particular course of action is taken.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.

The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.

1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"

First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.

by DBG February 15, 2008

half-steppin

similar to frontin , either to half-ass something or to put up a facade ; being fake as hell

I told him I'd beat his ass for fucking my girl! Ain't no half steppin with me. I keep it gangsta.

by sword- July 4, 2004

same-stepping

A event that occurs when you are walking towards someone and you both try to get out of each other's way but end up choosing the same path.

Walking down the street, hallway, or just walking in general and you see someone coming at you and at the last second you both turn to get out of each other's way, but just get in each other's way again. And then you try to go the other way, and they go that way too. Basically it just keeps going until you either finally guess right or, in the more extreme cases, you decide to just stop and tell the person where you are going.

"We same-stepped for a while before I just decided to stop and ask him which side he wanted to pass me on so I could go the opposite."

"John tried to go to the right, and avoid Jill, but he ended up same-stepping with her. It was an awkward dance."

by Rob Schow December 23, 2006

steppin' on leprechauns

(v); mentioned in the black eyed peas song "boom boom pow", is the act of tripping on mushrooms. People who injest this drug are prone to see odd characters, such as leprechauns.

"Man, the other night I was steppin' on leprechauns..shit was insane!"

"I would rather be steppin' on leprechauns tonight than get drunk."

by lilkmo July 9, 2009

Smelling what I'm stepping in

"are you understanding what I'm saying?"
A slightly earthier term used to confirm understanding between people.

Synonym to Picking up what you're laying down;dig it;catch my drift

Person A:You get me? You catch my drift? You picking up what I'm laying down?
Person B: What?
Person A: (after some thinking) You smelling what I'm stepping in?
Person B; Oh yeah! Totally.

by Xector December 28, 2009

stepped on the rake

To run into trouble that could've been easily avoided if you would've just paid attention.

Boy: "My mom searched my room and found my stash!"

Friend: "Why was she searching your room?"

Boy: "I forgot to clean it like she asked."

Friend: "Sounds like you really stepped on the rake this time."

by LearBear July 2, 2009

Stepped Up Dad

A Man Who's Made The Choice To Raise , Love and Protect A Child Who's Not Related By Bloodlines But By Marriage

" Hey Debb, Isn't Rene Your Mom's Boyfriend ? "

"No He's More Like My Stepped Up Dad"

by Debbs2hippie4you June 19, 2022