Steamy Bear

when a person shits in the snow in a form of a bearclaw doughnut..... The heat of the crap in the snow steams up thus making the name steamy bear

Amy left a steamy bear in the back of the school yard.

by STD BITCh August 24, 2010

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Steamy Pony

A Large Dump

I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor

by HelloItIsIam February 19, 2012

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Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.

We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.

by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012

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Steamy Nelson

While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind

Man guess what?
What?
I just gave Susan a steamy Nelson

by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016

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Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

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