steamcake

taking a dump in a public urinal

"dude, i just steamcaked that place."
"this urinal looks good, time for a little steamcake."
"one steamcake, coming right up."

by b-rad! September 6, 2011

steamboat annie

Defecating in someone's bathtub.

"Dude, I totally dropped a deuce in Jerry's tub."
"Nice! The old Steamboat Annie!"

by Ebin Randolph December 31, 2008

Steam Streak

The line of moisture left behind on a non-porous seat from the heat and humidity built up between one's thighs and cheeks.

bruh, it's so tepid in here that I'm gonna leave a massive steam streak on this classroom chair.

by SebonWeissman November 3, 2018

Jolly Steamer

When you unexpectantly come across a dump in a public/private bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man i got to take a poop!"
Guy 2: "Well hurry and go to a stall."
Guy 1: "Alright... dude someone didn't flush their turd!"
Guy 2: "Hahahaha you just got Jolly Steamered

by JMB10 January 7, 2012

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

by Davidhimself July 9, 2018

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

Tijuana Steamhouse

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.

Man, don't go into the restroom, Joe made it a Tijuana steamhouse.

by Roy Folker July 31, 2010