Starfish

Placing your fist in a girls vagina/anus and then extending all your fingers open palm (as open as possible).
"He bent me over and starfished me, and now nothing else brings me pleasure." - Queen Elisabeth II

*Fists into the air, then extends all fingers* "And that's how I met your mother." - Ted Mosby
by Micheal Scott III May 02, 2010
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Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.
Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!
by Yarz August 22, 2012
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Starfished

A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.
Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"
by ryza77 April 24, 2007
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Starfish

A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.
Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
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Starfished

This was originated in the north east england, more specificly middlesbrough, back in the 1990's. the art of doing this foul move, involves the predator eyeing up his victim who is sleeping, then makes his move,only in stealth, one wrong move cud cost him his life, he observes his victim and waits to make the kill, patience is of the essence here,a good fisherman knows wen to go in for the kill, the victim opens his mouth in the sleep and the predator is in there like a shot, pants down...arse on his face wiv his balls...phwoar the adrenaline
"i left a cheesy shitty smell on your face whilst you were sleeping after my wonderful starfish"

"my face has a strong smell of shit and cheese after that cunt starfished me"
by Andy Gray May 06, 2004
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Starfish

A gang bang when a girl is on top of a guy and has his dick in her vaj, another guy's dick in her ass, giving a third guy a blow job and two others hand jobs.
Whoa, dude, Sarah gave me, Johhny, Mike, Ken and Luke such an epic starfish last night.
by Hornayy February 14, 2009
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starfishing

Giving out all signs that one is willing to be fucked. Putting it all out there. Making it easy. Laid out and spread open. When done properly, the body will resemble that of a starfish.
I don't understand why Joey wasn't making any moves on me. I was practically starfishing for him.
by Patrick Starfishing January 30, 2012
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