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Theory of Stan

The theory that when all else fails and there is nothing you can do to make a situation better, you should just fuck it. The phrase was first spoken by the mighty and wise Stan to a clingy ex-girlfriend relating her woes. After Stan had carefully observed the story, he related his advice. Just Fuck it.
Girl: "I just can't get over him. He broke my heart and I still love him."

Stan: "Fuck it, Lynn. Just fuck it. So says the Theory of Stan."
by Matt O'Neilll March 1, 2010
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Dream Stan Syndrome

When a group of people, or a mass of people, build a cult of personality around one person and think that person can't do anything wrong.
Person1: Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong!
Person2: Wow, it sounds like you have a serious case of Dream Stan Syndrome!
by vocal percussion February 11, 2021
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stan lee

the genius behind marvel comics, and some of the best characters ever. he has the job that we all want, and a pretty dudey moustache go go with it !
we love stan lee, i wish i had a moustache
by phil and eve the geniuses June 11, 2004
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Kpop Stan

Maybe if you stanned loona you wouldn't of looked up the definition of a kpop stan
by MAYBEIFYOUSTANNEDLOONA March 19, 2021
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Stacy Stids

Generic name for any woman who is slutty and assumedly has a handful of sexually transmitted diseases. Last name 'Stids' is derived from the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym 'STD'.
"That kid needs to get laid. We should throw a party for him and get everyone to invite all the Stacy Stids they know."
by Fitterer April 10, 2006
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Sebastian stan

extreme confusion with everything that’s going on
person 1: that girls weird she never knows what’s going on
person 2: she’s such a sebastian stan
person 3: i am too!
by lokixbuckylove August 7, 2019
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Stan Smith

A Stan Smith is a family man with conservative values. A Stan Smith has a sexy chin, has a beautiful voice, wears a wig to cover his baldness, and is fat. He also has a round ass. The typical Stan Smith has an annoying housewife, a loser son, and a staunch liberal daughter. A Stan Smith is typically employed at the CIA and has come into contact with an alien on at least one occasion. You know you're a Stan Smith when you have a talking German goldfish.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that guy with the sexy chin?
Person 2: Yeah, he has quite a voice.
Person 3: And his ass is to die for!
Stan Smith: Hello gentlemen. The name's Smith. Stan Smith.
by LiberalDestroyer007 August 15, 2018
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