A crime.
'Skateboarding is not a crime' was emblazoned upon the poseur's black t-shirt in perfect white letters, and a brand new deck was hanging limply in his feminine hands.
by nihil8r March 12, 2004
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A hobby, NOT a sport.
by AmberAlmighty January 27, 2005
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"Get off my lawn you little punks!"
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."
by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016
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"OK"
"Hey, that'd be a sweet name for a dodgeball team!!!"
"Dude, we don't play dodgeball."
"Fo shizzle."
"Shut up."
"Aight."
"Tool."
"Ya ignant slut!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"Wa wrong witchu??"
"I had too much of The Alaskan Pipeline."
"I see."
"OK"
"Hey, that'd be a sweet name for a dodgeball team!!!"
"Dude, we don't play dodgeball."
"Fo shizzle."
"Shut up."
"Aight."
"Tool."
"Ya ignant slut!"
"What's wrong with you?"
"Wa wrong witchu??"
"I had too much of The Alaskan Pipeline."
"I see."
by The Poet April 27, 2007
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by StreetBiker January 11, 2004
Get the skateboarding mug.the shittest sport ever, is far from better than sex! BMX is tons better, and if u dissagree, I'll stab u with a spork!!!!
by Jimmy Smith March 12, 2005
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