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fresh-squozen orange juice

Old-fashioned orange juice, squeezed from actual oranges, not frozen or from concentrate. (as opposed to fresh-frozen orange juice, which is not really fresh any more)
"This O.J. is delicious. "
"Yes, it is fresh-squozen orange juice, not frozen or reconstituted."
by BenGM July 7, 2009
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Squode

A square/block-like penis. Much like a chode, but more square and may have sharp or rounded edges. A big squode would be 5cmx5cmx5cm.
You have a squode, I can see the block where your crotch is.
by Dragonfrost57693 July 16, 2010
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sqooze

verb- to squeeze one's buttcheeks together so that an unwanted fart cannot escape accidently.
pronunciation: skwoes
"i sqooze and i sqooze but it just came out"
by Majikmolacka August 6, 2006
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Squozed

The past tense act of squeezing.

Can be used as Squozen as well.
Jules "Yummm, that some freshly squozed lemonade."
Monica "What the fuck is squozed, do you mean squeezed?"
Jules "It just sounds cooler, bitch."
by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007
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squezed

I squezed the lemon.
by nightwood November 26, 2013
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Squodeling

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy
“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night
by voldemorts fire cheese free August 8, 2020
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squaze

The past-tense act of SQUEEZE
Dude get the camera!! Do you have any idea how long I squaze to get that shit out?!
by cuzco May 18, 2008
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