squishy jam

The act of sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis. Squishy jamming is often very embarrassing and extremely frustrating. A not uncommon side effect of heavy alcohol abuse.

Melissa and Pat are always making embarrassing peanut butter and squishy jam sandwiches.

by Dr. Porkenstein October 25, 2010

Squishy Pap

A dog which, when you pinch the skin on the side of it's face, the skin is easily manipulate and can be stretched to great lengths.

"look at this dog, he's a squishy pap"

by LupuSamor January 6, 2017

Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.

Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?

by thunderbash June 27, 2011

squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016

Stinky squishy

A stinky squishy is a combination of awesomeness. Be sure to worship mockasunya incase you thought I was going to leave the fockasoon out :D

Hi stinky squishy!

by Punkrck1995 April 19, 2022

delishy squishy

It is when you fill your girls mouth with peanut butter and lube your penis up with jelly. You then stick bread on top and below your penis and face fuck the girl until she throws up onto your cock

Me and that girl I hooked up with last night did some crazy shit. I can't believe she was into PB&J that much. It was the best delishy squishy I ever had

by Kinkalicious Lequan March 5, 2014

Squishy Nuns

When your balls are squishy like a nun’s titties.

Girl, guess who got them squishy nuns.

Aye baby, lemme suck on those squishy nuns.

by CupKaykke May 11, 2018