Squirtle

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!

Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"

by SquirtleRaper981 June 28, 2009

squirtle

Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.

The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>

by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011

squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon

during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.

by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004

squirble

1. To lose something very precious.

2. To wrestle away from; to make unattainable

1. If you're not careful, you could lose your grip on that gift and squirble it forever.

2. Circumstance squirbled her away from him.

by Aquila Sunrise February 7, 2009

squirtled

A male being sexually aroused, but then being subjected to denial of having an orgasm. Most commonly causes pain.

She had me get her off last night, but then squirtled me so hard.

by djstan627 December 29, 2011

squirtleheading

When you fart and instead of following through just a small
amount of wet excriment hits the inside of the pants

Adam came in the other day and confessed to squirtleheading only a few hours earlier.

by Isaaldo November 16, 2011

Squirkem

Simultaneously depositing Semen and urine into the anus of a sexual partner.

I just gave your mom a squirkem in the bathtub!

by Scoot-train! November 7, 2012