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squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).
I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.
by danish nightmare February 26, 2009
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San Diego Squirter

Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..
Johnny give his woman a san diego squirter 8 feet away.
by Ja Ricks February 19, 2007
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Squirter

Someone who likes to brag or boast about themselves
I'm tired of all these squirters talking about how cool they were in high school.

Jackson squirted so much about his basketball game that he flooded my room.
by TheYoungGuapo September 13, 2018
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SQUINTERS

Squinters are anything that tastes so sour that it makes a person squint.

Typically, certain varieties of apples and first crop grapes, and other fruits, are so sour they will make a person squint.
Mary tried one of those grapes but decided not to buy any because they are squinters.

Ben made an apple pie using some squinters.

Those plums are so sour they are squinters.
by WhistleBerries July 13, 2011
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squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset on their commute home in the afternoon.
Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!
by Cornslapper April 24, 2018
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Crowd Squirter

One who ejaculates on a big crowd.
by cslickster002 December 28, 2016
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squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy
Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."
by Ian Murray June 19, 2008
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