squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

Hot Squash

When a man tucks his penis in between a girls bum cheeks when spooning, to warm himself up.

"Roll over love, I fancy a hot squash"

by S Kendray February 3, 2013

Starfish Squishee

n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.

Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.

by cookie1964 February 14, 2013

squish hug

A hug where the female purposely tries to squeeze her breasts against the male's chest (or back if the hug is from behind)

see also: bosom hug, boobie hug

She gave such him a good squish hug that by the time she stepped away he had a huge boner.

by aznravinrobin December 28, 2005

squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 23, 2007

Squishalicious

1.) of extreme and/or awesome squishness
2.) to squish to a state which brings pure joy and entertainment

guy : "Dude, this fat dead guy is so Squishalicious! watch what happens when i poke him with a stick!"

other guy : "AWESOME"

by Kelli B is me October 9, 2008

Squish Bug

someone/something who apparently talks shit without you knowing about it.

yo check it you over here talking shit like a squish bug.

by GuessWhatThisDick August 24, 2011