stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

Squeesless

Roadkill Squral with a soft cheessey center

pot Squeesless

by me@me November 7, 2003

Squeezed the orange

Where a women gets an abortion. Somewhat like popping a cherry but for abortion.

"Did you hear about that chick on 16 and pregnant? She got the abortion."
"What?"
"Oh, she Squeezed the orange, to make it simple."
"Oh, speak English,smartass.

by G-Swizzy gets busy June 20, 2010

sudeshed

When you go to the pub and there is a long haired Indian guy who keeps buying you drinks until you are so drunk you don’t even remember your own name. Being Sudeshed usually results in a serious hangover the following day or so

Mate you look rough today what happened to you?

Ah I went out last night and was completely Sudeshed

by Jakarta Gentleman November 9, 2017

Squeesh

The plural of squashes

I will bring over squeesh for dinner tomorrow.
Is this Squeesh Kosher?

by UrbanBernard June 19, 2021

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

Squashed

NOUN

(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.

Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."

by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 10, 2013