Squeef

Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.

Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.

Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.

by Stoopidbiznotches January 6, 2016

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for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

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squeeky cheek

A rarely used sexual maneuver employing the acts of fellatio, masturbation, and wound-fucking all in one. The squeeky cheek is performed by gently stabbing a hole into the facial cheek of a willing participant, forcibly shoving the thumb and index-finger portion of the 'OK' symbol into the oral opening, then proceeding to make sweet love to the cheek wound. Doing so, one will, by default, receive a blowjob, while also technically masturbating through the thumb-index finger ring inside the receiving party's mouth.

She was once a beautiful woman, before I gave her the Squeeky Cheek. Now she's just downright sexy!

by Jefe Brandenburger September 13, 2008

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