Squeef

When you queef and squirt at the same time.

When your pussy is full of air but your also about to squirt and it comes out as one Squeef!

by Squeefqueen7 October 10, 2022

squeef

a seeping queef

oh damn i just squeefed

by squeefer69 December 30, 2020

Squeef

Anybody who makes up shit for the Urban Dictionary to hype up their own name. It's a mix between Stanky and Queef.

Hype: "Can you believe Lakeisha added her own name to the Urban Dictionary?"
Bill: "Yeah, that bitch be Squeef for sure!"

by anonymous March 5, 2021

Squeef

When a male farts sitting down. The air then escapes through the front and ripples across his sac, thus creating a sound similar to a fart w a sac twist on it.

Man, did you you hear that... Billy just squeefed in his seat and I’m pretty sure blew a hole in his zipper.

by Dr. Pipesmith May 21, 2021

Squeef

A "squeef" is when a female squirts out of her puss puss, while she farts out her

ass simultaneously. Most likely to occur during intercouse. But SO MUCH funnier if it happens while not having sex (extremely rare)

Squeefs are my favorite bodily noise! So much fun to say "squeef" ahhhh just rolls off the tongue. Girlfriend gets SO embarrassed when it happens when her and I fuck LMAO

by Queef-Eater4190 April 3, 2025

Squeef

A mixture of squirt and a female queef

Did you just squeef? I asked my girlfriend during intercourse

by Squeefer12 June 11, 2025

Squeef

When a person accidentally squirts and queefs at the same without sexual stimulation.

Did you hear Shirley bent over squeefed! All over johnny's jacket while she was at work today?! How embarrassing!!

by PrincessShoan March 10, 2024