Squeezing The Butter

Another term or phrase referring to the messy deed of masturbation.

"I was watching Martha Stewart the other day and i just had to start squeezing the butter!"

"Nice..."

by Ack Londo May 13, 2005

squeaking

making an extreamly high pitch noice with your throat often so load it scares people.

dude did u see me ride past that guy and "squeak" him, he shat himself.

Yes" squeaking" is awesome

by hackattack789 September 23, 2010

Squeezing the Turkey

The act of taking a piss

Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME

by Joe Shmoey May 11, 2011

Squeaking Lizard

1. When, in intercourse, the males penis squeaks when pulled in and out.

2. A reptile who makes loud high-pitched sounds.

"Dude our squeaking lizard was so loud last night."

"I couldn't get to sleep because of that squeaking lizard!"

by AlbinoApe September 1, 2008

squeezing lemmons

Going through a yellow traffic light without slowing down.

To avoid getting stuck at red lights and being late for work, I was squeezing lemmons to make it in on time.

by amar711 September 23, 2012

Squeezing K

Slang for the act of contracting the kegel muscles, specifically in the aim of making the muscles stronger for more pleasurable sex .

I've been Squeezing K regularly for a few months now while I pee and in traffic and I am actually orgasming more easily!

by dirtycurls January 18, 2017

Squeezing the bag

"Squeezing the bag"- verb
Metaphor, in reference to box wine.
When hope seems to be empty, yet an individual has the cunning to think outside the box, (or rather inside- pun) and discovers that there is always more hope to be found.

Kelly thought that she had finally hit rock bottom, but after squeezing the bag she found the strength to carry on.

by Makskye July 25, 2017