by TeAAaaaAaA September 1, 2018
Get the Weave snatchery mug.A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019
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When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.
Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher
by MH119 May 7, 2009
Get the Cactus Snatcher mug.Ania snatches everyones boy friends. Especially Noor's. First she stole Noor's Davey Wavey boo boo bear. Then she stole Noor's other bf Jacob the bacob. And now she is stealing Noor's Henry wenry. And now she is taking ben from Caroline... not cool ania, not cool.
Random girl: Hey ania whats up
Girls bf: OOOH hey ania
Ania: wanna date me?
Girls bf: YES
Random girl: bruv, ania the bf snatcher at it again
Girls bf: OOOH hey ania
Ania: wanna date me?
Girls bf: YES
Random girl: bruv, ania the bf snatcher at it again
by OofMottoMottoOopoo April 5, 2022
Get the Ania the bf snatcher mug.Can you believe how deep that woman's voice was? She was so squatchy.
That's such a squatchy house. It's all run-down and falling apart.
That's such a squatchy house. It's all run-down and falling apart.
by James76 October 15, 2011
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Get the crumb snatcher mug.1. bed, a place to sleep and have a wee fly scratch of various body parts
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight
1. See ya all later I'm off to ma scratcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher
by Sukma June 27, 2007
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