Also known as Squamish. Squampton is a small red neck town north of Vancouver, British Columbia and south of the sky resort of Whistler. The name implies that the factory town is somewhat similar to Compton, LA. This is partly true seeing as the honkies that live there are familiar with drive-bys. Not to be confused with the Squampton in Washington state.
Yo man I went to Whistler this weekend but stopped at the McDonalds in Squampton. My car almost got stolen by some redneck factory workers.
by Squamptoner October 5, 2007
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So having given up on porn for the night, he runs up to me and smacks me in the forehead with his squammy. Remind me not to pass out around that fucker again.
by Dr. Adonis April 20, 2011
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Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."
Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."
Guy 1 "Mine too"
Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."
Guy 1 "Mine too"
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Since the vertically challenged community can not collectively decide what the politically correct term for "dwarf" is, this term was assigned with the logic that no negative connotation could be associated with it, since it was derived from thin air.
Since the vertically challenged community can not collectively decide what the politically correct term for "dwarf" is, this term was assigned with the logic that no negative connotation could be associated with it, since it was derived from thin air.
"Dude, the forehead veins on that squampkin's bulbous head are freaking me out."
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"Peter Dinklage is a squampkin and he won a golden globe!"
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"Peter Dinklage is a squampkin and he won a golden globe!"
by AbeFroman86 March 9, 2012
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