An adjective used to describe something, that is worthy of a spurt. Commonly used in place of the phrase "an orgasm in my mouth"
1. Dude, have you tried Justin's pancakes? They're fucken spurtworthy!
2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.
2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.
by Shyguy123 July 19, 2010
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The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018
Get the Spurting Goods mug.A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.
The spurtle was thirsty.
by loserpants101 May 4, 2019
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When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke
How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job
by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020
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