fidget spinner

cancer

fidget spinners are cancer

by ryccicebearferda May 25, 2017

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

stonner

A male erection. Used a lot in Glasgow, 1980's.

The teacher called Little Johnny to go up to the blackboard. Little Johnny refused because he was taking a raging stonner.

by Big Bobo March 18, 2003

Spoonerite

Someone who looks like they’d commit a sexual crime.
Characterized by jet black, oily hair.
Usually have bad posture.

“That guy’s a real spoonerite.”

by SpooneriteNation October 30, 2023

Nidget Spinner

A fidget spinner with razor blades attached to the sides.

"Hey, what happened to Bjarte?"
"Sad story, he got his dick chopped off while playing with a Nidget Spinner. He's in the hospital right now."
"Oh, that's messed up."
"Yeah, it really is."

by xylanhd May 23, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy originally intended for autistic children and people with ADHD. All you have to do is spin it! Comes in many different sizes and variations.

Griffin: "Bruh what the fuck is that thing you're spinning?"
Jack: "It's my FIDGET SPINNER!!!"

by GriffinMascja June 19, 2017

fidget spinner

a device originally designed to help those with ADHD. unfortunately it has become the cancerous symbol of 12 year old boys

Person 1: Omg look at that little kid! He's playing minecraft!
Person 2: Dude, it's not cool to make fun of kids
Person 1: Hold up. He's got a fidget spinner too!
Person 2: Yea he's fair game

by | amazing grace | July 6, 2017