Spongebob Octagonpants

The name of a suprisingly intelligent sponge who wears eight-dementional pants.

And they said it wasn't possible...

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Spongebob

A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.

Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?

by Allison February 7, 2005

Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

Spongebob Squarepants

A superisingly funny show on a childrens network. About a yellow sponge in pants living in Binki Bottom with frinds Patrik, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Sandy. He is not to bright, and makes almost every situation funny.

Spongebob Squarepants is an ok show that can make almost anyone laugh one way or another.

by Nick September 8, 2003

spongebob syndrome

the square feeling of your butt after you've been sitting in the same position for far too long.

Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"

Kristina: "What's that?"

Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."

by teeny0584 October 13, 2006

spongebob squarepants

a square-shaped figure with skinny arms and legs whom finds his pride and joy at the krusty krab: also known as a sponge

wow...SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS makes some mightly fine krabby pattys!

by tulip March 16, 2003

SPONGEBOB

A square dude with a lame job and no life.

...and i don't mean the cartoon

If you still work at McDonald's flipping krabby patties, get a real job Spongebob.

by Ms. Sophisticated September 8, 2011