Slurt

A girl who is not only a slut, but a very dirty slut, and not in the good way. A slurt is someone you would not want to sleep with because of the high risk of contracting syphilis from her slurty cunt.

(Slut + Dirt = Slurt)

"Hey dude, don't you think Deborah's torn up jeans look hot?"
"Oh, you mean that pair she wears every day?"
"yeah, the ones with the grass stains on the knees from when she gave Chad a blow jay outside at the new years party!"
"She is such a fucking slurt!"

by Dustin,lol January 5, 2010

splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 11, 2004

slurtis

Another word for slut, except you can say it around girls and they will have no idea what you are talking about.

There are a lot of slurtises at this party.

by Nick and Matt October 17, 2006

Splurdle

Splurdle, v.t., (splurdling, splurdled). To masturbate as a female. Also n., the act or sensation of masturbation as a female.

Curiously, she often thought of gingerbread men when she began to splurdle.
I could use a good splurdle right now.

by MasturbationExpert February 23, 2009

Spurtworthy

An adjective used to describe something, that is worthy of a spurt. Commonly used in place of the phrase "an orgasm in my mouth"

1. Dude, have you tried Justin's pancakes? They're fucken spurtworthy!

2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.

by Shyguy123 July 19, 2010

splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015