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Teriyaki Splinter

Taking a stick or pencil with sharp metal edges, covering with alcohol or teriyaki sauce, giving a stinging sensation.
Damn, when he gave me a teriyaki splinter, I wanted to die.
by Fildodaggins January 30, 2018
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Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.
Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”
by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021
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head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.
Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!
by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010
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splutter

when you cant quite finish what you are doing or saying, due to an express of air
1)whilst in the middle of a funny joke a burp takes you off course.
2)whilst in serious conversation you cough and end up spitting in the face of your mate.
3)whilst in mid-excreetion, a pocket of air channels out your backside causing splutter on the rim
by Sam W. Ward April 1, 2008
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Splinter Cell

The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.
Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"
by You in the futute. May 21, 2014
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splinter cell styles

The art of sneaky around doing something dodgy.

Adapted from splinter cell popular video game
"I was total splinter cell styles as i crept out last night"
by LEM - Chino January 24, 2005
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Splunker

The water that hits you in the ass when you're taking a shit.
It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to dry off my ass after that splunker!
by Grondinelli January 24, 2009
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