La sploosh

A sort of cuteness in form of a person who have been going through alot of shit but keeps thriving because of that chaos.

Sifounium: this looks like me!
Nazim: yes la sploosh lamia is just cute as much as sifounium

by Lamiasplooo July 2, 2022

rollerbladder sploosh

The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.

By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.

by artisplay August 5, 2023

dirty sploosh

applies to males only...

When unloading one in the can, it accelerates quickly and causes water to splash on\around the testes.

When Johnny was taking a dump, he experienced a dirty sploosh.

by Anonymousgangsta March 28, 2007

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

Harry Houdini [sploosh]

When receiving a blow job you pretend to be in pain, and while in pain the person giving the blow job stops blowing. When this happens you sploosh on their face.

One Girl: Wow I cannot believe that he splooshed on my face when I was giving him head.

Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.

by Jack Kurtz October 3, 2008

Deuce Sploosh

The splash of fetid toilet water that hits you in the ass when you launch a shit-missle into the bowl.

Darren, suddenly seized with the need to drop plops, sprinted to the bathroom and unloaded with such bad intentioned velocity that he deuce splooshed himself.

by ShogunHaiku March 13, 2010