splatterville

(N) A place any man worth his scrotum will take a date. Usually a woman kneels on the ground naked with her mouth open like a baby bird. The moment a dude busts a nut all over her face and tits she’s visiting splatterville.

‘Welcome to splattervile dirty bird..’

‘Dude, I took your wife to to hair salon. On the way back we stopped in splatterville.’

Julie and her friends got a weekend pass to splatterville.

‘Baby, can we go to splatterville again tonight? I’m hungry.’

by Jaymz Kilmister May 31, 2021

Spanish splatter

bad case of diahrrea, often looking more like dysenterie

Man , I'm never eating there again.As soon as I got home last night it gave me the Spanish splatter.

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

pan-splatter

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. skat-splatt

(noun)

"That's the problem hot curries and beer... you just know when you wake up the next day that you're on for a full-on Pan-splatter every time."

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009

shlatter

When you fall and poop on the impact of the ground.

billy: i took a shlatter in the hallway going to algebra, it really hurt!
johnny: yeah i heard the janitors cleaned it up after a hour.

by Boxcarjakey December 9, 2013

Splatoon

A video game series created by Nintendo in 2015. It follows the story of the Inklings, in a post-apocalyptic world left by the humans after a nuke was targeted at Antarctica. But it is very colorful...

Wanna play Turf War in Splatoon?

by LouTehOctoling April 4, 2023

Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

by remtiw mada November 27, 2010

Splatata

-to sexually flirt with someone
-variations of the word include- splat, splatapus, splatamus prime, splautobots, splatocats hoooo!, splatafail, splatabos
- as a verb- splatting

Did you see him splatting with her?

Yeaaah, he's getting all the splatata.

by heyyitsthatguy October 21, 2010