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Skratching

manipulating recorded sound via its speed (forwards, backwards, fast, slow, etc.) and volume (smooth fading or choppy). Usually done over a beat to express rhythm and skill. Can also be applied to drum (to make drum beats from skratching), basslines, words, synth noises et al.
All that skratching 's makin' me itch.
by DJ Krane November 17, 2010
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The Art of Weave Snatching

The Art of Weave Snatching is a book demonstrating and explaining ways to snatch a weave. This book is part of The Art of Meme series and is followed by two books, The Art of Dogging the Boys and The Art of Thanos Car.
Kyle: Hey did you read that book I recommended to you?
Jenny: Yes if course I did. The Art of Weave Snatching was amazing!!
by thiccbaddie420 September 30, 2018
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SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings
Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS
by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018
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Vag Snatching

The female (lesbian usually) equivalent of cock blocking.
Girl: me and Rene were totally hitting it off last night

Guy: did you get anywhere with her

Girl: Nope, her friend was there

Guy: dude she was totally Vag Snatching you
by Steve Mclaughlin January 3, 2009
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Happy Splashing

To purposfuly drive through a puddle with pedestrians next to it hence splashing the puddle over the beforementioned pedestrians. Hilarious.
Started after a female motorist recorded herself Happy Splashing and was swiftly told she could be persecuted for the event.
Yes happy splashing is ILLEGAL. Shame about that.
Lady: Im going Happy Splashing!

Guy 1:What an idiot!
Guy 2:What?
guy 1:That lady just happy splashed those people at a bus stop
Guy 2:Don't worry, she'll prbobaly post it to youtube and be fined in a few days.
Guy 1:Ture
by Theotherone61 October 28, 2009
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sleatching

When you are on your bed trying to sleep while watching T.V
man im sleatching again! soooo cheesed!
by ThePinoy November 30, 2010
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fadge-stratching

A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable
Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter!
by Pinter Cisbod May 9, 2003
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