Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

splashgnf

he is actually georgenotfound (real!!)

hey have u heard about splashgnf? isnt that the real george not found??

by jeffb06 July 8, 2021

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

Urban Splashmine

A loose paving slab or block paving which, when you step on it, splashes water all up your leg.

Adam stood on an urban splashmine and his trousers got drenched

by Adlow_Adlow December 28, 2021

Splasharita

A frozen alcoholic drink similar to a margarita, topped with a splash of fresh human semen.

I am so thirsy AND horny right now, I am really in the mood for a splasharita!

John offered to make Ellen a strawberry splasharita.

by TheVirginJamie December 16, 2008

splashing

Wearing an outfit with an obvious dominate and central color.

Last night I wore a red hat, red shirt and all red shoes. I was definitely splashing.

by Agent_K September 29, 2010

splashpad

A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing

When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.

by ll00l0l July 28, 2012