sphincter mummy

Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.

"I was changing my underwear and a sphincter mummy fell out. Howard Carter would be proud."

by Moistmerkin69 May 9, 2013

Sphincter of Death

A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.

Holy Shit! He unleashed his Sphincter of Death again so run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!

by The Conjurer September 20, 2019

sphincterama

A word used to describe a spectacular display of anuses, either actually or metaphorically.

There’s this amazing group photo I’ve kept of all of my ex-office mates, that includes everyone from the CEO to every last underling that worked there, at one of our seriously debauched annual holiday parties, which I’ve simply and aptly titled, “Sphincterama.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2022

Sphintitus

Sphintitus is the ship between Sphintus and Titus from the anime Magi: Labyrinth of Magic .

Marga is Sphintus and Titus's child

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Sphintitus? Its canon bc I said so
Person 2: Yes I am Shinobu Ohtaka so its canon

by kazuichi.k June 22, 2021

sphincter

the muscle that makes you poo

i had to get 16 stitches in my sphincter because vitt did me up the arse

by Morroco August 18, 2003

sphincter sauce

The juice that discharges from the sphincter muscle in the anal cavity, usually in a swampass condition.

On a hot day, I could feel the sphincter sauce flowing in my shorts.

by jopola May 21, 2006

Sphinctoid

Pebble or sand that falls from your arse when pulling off your swim suit.

When I got home from the beach and pulled off my swimsuit, my floor was pelted with Sphinctoids.

by puhleeze March 27, 2009