spental

To get horribly drunk.
Spastic & Mental Combined.
Usually associated with hard liquor.

I got fucking spental last night.
To get messy drunk.
Usual involves lost memories. Large lapses in coherency.
Loss of bodily function controll.
Spental,is getting so drunk you cannot stand.
Associated with bad behavior, ie taking on the cops.
Starting a bar fight. Setting fire to you mates motorcycle.
Or just being a massive dick when really drunk.

by Moi Persoin September 15, 2007

Spentor

Spentor is the Greek god of dust mites. His powerful cane, when thrust, expels thousands upon thousands of dust mites, hence the phrase "Is that your cane or is it Spentor's cane, Spentor the Greek god of dust mites?"

"Give Spentor some forks or I will be forced to use my cane upon you to make lots of dust mites" - Spentor (talking in third person, as usual)

by Michael Groves March 29, 2005

splenty

Splenty: (adj.) plenty more than plenty

The wild parrot had splenty of crackers; he obviously was starving.

by Dustin B. December 25, 2005

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

speen

What queens have a lot of at Camp Matoaka. Anyone who is not a queen and does not have speen, wishes they do. Speen is a very precious thing to have, hold on to it forever.

We got speen yes we do we got speen how bout you?
We got speen yes we do we got speen how bout you?
We got speen yes we do we got speen how bout you?
We got speen yes we do we got speen how bout you?
We got the most .. we got the most ..
S,P.....E,E....N.
got speen uh huh lets hear it okay
S,P.....E,E....N.

by cmqueenforever October 17, 2008

spent

When you're done shooting your load.

Damn Brian, how can you be spent in 5 motherfuckin seconds?

by Notadrood April 1, 2003