San Francisco Speedbump

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.

I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.

The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019

Speed hold

A speed hold is when someone on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) talks to someone who might not be on speed. The speed user will talk about random stuff they saw on television or read on the internet or sometimes chemistry and mathematics and more. Maybe talking about cartoons.

Tyler: Did you see the Simpsons episode where Carl goes searching for his roots and ancestry? *continues to talk.

Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!

by CognitiveFuel April 9, 2023

High Speed White Wash

A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.

Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash

by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023

Fat Nigga Speed

basically, someone who's fat but really fucking fast

Person 1 - Person 2 / You wanna go rob that nigga over there he's fat he'll never catch up

Person 2 - Person 1 / nah he probably got FAT NIGGA SPEED

by WeirdFkinDefs August 31, 2017

speed wobbles

When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.

I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007