spazmatron

One who farts in a bathtub, and then proceeds to eat the bubbles.

That spazmatron has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes. He must have had beans tonight.

by Nodnarb Eht May 4, 2006

spandau

An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.

Look at those spandaus listening to Depeche Mode in the quad. Is that guy wearing makeup?

by buzz January 5, 2005

Spazmatazz

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.

Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

Spaztard

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007

Spadafore

The state of being whereas one has extremely bad luck..In fact, the worst luck in the world at any given moment in time. If you are referred as "spadafore" before you are about to do something stupid...immediately rethink what you are about to do, because there is a 99.9% chance you will be caught...especially by your parents

"hey dude...wanna drive around going 120 down the 101 with 5 chicks in the car at 2 AM?"
"na man you look kinda spadafore right now, and i don't wanna get caught with you"
"what?!? do i? shit, k well maybe my parents will gps track my car..i better not"

by spazaz February 7, 2007

spandango

a dance performed by a chinese mountain dwarf

why don't you just go and spandango your cheese ass outta here.

by nickie B January 13, 2003

spazual orbit

When two spastically charged people approach each other indirectly, at just the right angle to fall into mutual orbit.

I thought those two spazzes would both keep bouncing off normal people forever, but it looks like they've fallen into spazual orbit with each other.

by ™Mule September 10, 2011