spartan race

the most kick ass and challenging race on the planet when you finish you will be beat

I just finished that spartan race at Fenway

by beekeeper November 17, 2013

Spartan Kick

Adj.) A kick of tremendous power to the region of the chest.(preferably over a bottomless pit)

Holy Crap! did you see Jimmy get Spartan kicked just then? It was intense!

Jimmy, I'm going to Spartan kick you if you don't stop

by jimmy joe jim bob January 4, 2008

Sam's Club Spartan

A fan of the Michigan State Spartans who has no direct affiliation to the university but who loudly and obnoxiously proclaims his/her allegiance while wearing goods and apparel purchased at a local Sam's Club store.

"We" kicked your guys butts! Go Green! Wooo hoooo!!!

Wow, what a Sam's Club Spartan that guy is.

by woviefan1 December 12, 2010

spartan

To totally devote yourself to one purpose. To be self-deprived, undaunted, courageous, and to be willing to give your life without hesistation

The man shown spartan qualities by facing all of his foes alone.

by Bruce July 8, 2004

Spartan Style

the act of having sex whilst utilizing the exact sequence of positions which King Leonidas and Queen Gorgo use in the movie 300

It is extremely important that each position consists of a single powerful thrust, followed by an immediate change in position. The sequence may be repeated as many times as desired.

"yo gurrl.... this will not be brief... this will not be pleasant... THIS. IS. SPARTAN STYLE!!!!"

by Bahbee December 14, 2008

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Spartan Upper Decker

When one is frustrated and angered to the point of giving the accused a most-deserved upper decker and feels the need to voice their anger- they must, just before dropping a lung in the toilet tank, shout loudly- "This is Sparta!!!" as spoken in the movie 300. After this is spoken, one would shit with vengeance into the tank.

Angry person- That bitch of a waitress ignored our table for over half-an-hour because they add automatic gratuity to the check, so I will leave them my opinion of their service in their toilet tank in the form of a Spartan Upper Decker.

Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?

Angry person- I showed no mercy!

by Litaker April 25, 2011