attention span

Something I don't have much of.

*looses interest, stares in other direction*

What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.

"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"

by mememe626 November 18, 2009

Spandecular

Adjective describing a person, place, thing, or event that is far more abundant, extravagant, or stupendous than anticipated. An outcome that greatly exceeds one's expectations. Literally relating to or resembling a length of ten spans.

John's music is always great, but his latest CD is simply spandecular.

by Osun Thyruss November 21, 2010

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022

spic and span

Something paticularly clean, fresh.

man ur outfit lookin spic and span!

by _metallwolf_ January 7, 2020

spanakopita

The most delicious concoction to ever be deliciously concocted.

1. "Mmmn, pass me some more spanakopita!"

by Belina Fishstick June 14, 2008

Spic and span

The description of a place that has been approved by the female parental as to meet her degree or expectations of cleanliness

You can't go see your girlfriend until this room is spic and span

by MysteryBot56 March 9, 2019