Spasgasm

When during masturbation, ejaculation causes you to have a seizure or a spastic attack

"Dude, last night I heard my brother having a spasgasm while masturbating"

by Mattu_Farlygard March 12, 2010

spasarhidi

greek word - literally "ball breaker." Used to describe somone who is a complete and total pain in the ass or annoyance.

Jeff's girlfriend is a total spasarhidi. She calls him every five minutes and flips out if she doesn't know where he is.

by greekmonkey April 15, 2004

spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

spadafora

An Italian name for something interseting. Don't know what it means, but wouldn't you like to own a Spadafora? Sounds Cool.

I was cruisin'in my Spadafora yesterday.

by T-Boy August 5, 2004

spasmastupiflid

A mixture of spasmatic, stupid, and flidicious, used as a derogotary term for another individual.

Timmy: Dad, I broke this vase...
Father: Ohhh Timmy... you're such a spasmastupiflid!

by Toady December 20, 2004

spastastic

An individual who deems appropriate the exhibit of personal encumbrances through emotional confusion (anger), then forgets the impact of the ambiguous emotional showcase, and later feels fantastic about how the implicated may inadvertently become distraught with despair in communities adversely effected by egocentric selfish insolent characters, as opposed to the complacency and subtlety present between those who communicate without discord.

A spastic will geyser now and then, however when ignored by others for lack of subtlety, the transgressor may learn as blissful ignorance veto`s the return communication as the intent was malignant as transgressor erupts hastily, opposite virtuous patience, blasphemers traditionally interrupt others spitefully in an arrogant tone, decibels louder, manifests expectation of incapacity from inebriate transgressors demeanor thereby thwarting progress to adequately assimilate through experiences of events or beads necessary to humanize or dehumanize dependent on the messages from the environment. Majority would ignore the aforementioned character`s antics, dismissed as insignificant enough to allocate a sliver of memory, similar to relationships often dwindle as presents a liability because of changes inordinate enough to hang a left at the fork in the road of options between compatible partners. Spastastics rarely accomplish much as they are predisposed to be highly opinionated and superficial.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa April 24, 2015

facia spashata

Girl with a fucked up face. Also known as a prawn

Carol has a facia spashata.

by Icymikee October 18, 2017