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Soggy bone

Receiving a blowjob with a case of whiskey dick. Therefore resulting in a blowjob with a very limp penis.
I think I got soggy boned by Leah after the party last night bro
by Cambam92 April 26, 2015
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Soggy Mushroom

A girl gives you a 'soggy mushroom' when she pisses on your dick.
by terdleface July 25, 2009
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Soggy pombear

When someone slobbers over a crisp (especially a pombear) and it becomes a gross mush.
Oh man Jude’s just slobbered all over and now he’s got a soggy pombear
by Okaybutwhy July 12, 2019
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Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.
by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012
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soggy rowden

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the rowden is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the rowden) is forced to eat it. The rowden soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.
who fancies a game of soggy rowden?
by phily the rinser August 25, 2010
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Soggy Flickers

Big Kath sure has some soggy flickers!
by Cricufrenfry October 18, 2018
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Soggy Swirly

Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.
"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."
by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019
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