softball dick 

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick

William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.

softball dick by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014

Softball Players

A hard working, compassionate, loving, competitive, sister like, funny, and their normally good dancers, girls/women. They play the sport softball. They are also very smart.

The softball players won the game.

Softball Players by Softball_Babe07 November 3, 2018

softball ass 

Ofter refers to males lacking an ass. Or having an ass so small when you grab it, it feels as though you're cupping a padded softball.

John you have a softball ass.

softball ass by Roudy June 25, 2006

softball stamp 

When a person is playing anywhere in the infield in softball and misjudges how to play the ball (or if they just suck). The ball then bounces or takes a "bad hop" and hits the player in the face often causing a broken nose or black eye. The threads of the ball also leave a mark or bruising making it look like a softball stamp.

Skip had no business playing softball but he played first base anyway. Spence hit a hard ground ball in Skip's direction and it softball stamped him. Skip realized he was too old to play and never played again.

softball stamp by skippyt May 22, 2008

softball large 

A girl with a large frame who is thick around the middle.
She's not fat and flabby. She looks athletic but not slim.

"That girl isn't fat, she's softball large"

softball large by Z Dubs May 24, 2006

softball dyke

The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)

"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"

softball dyke by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006

softball mom 

A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.

That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!

softball mom by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014