Columbia River Snowball

An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.

Pat was tired of putting up with Rays taunts so he gave him a Columbia River Snowball.

by Thud Pickles March 30, 2009

Snowballer

A person who sucks dick, gets cummed in his/her mouth. Then makes out with the person who cummed in their mouth while still having cum in their mouth.

Zack Wheeler

by A friend August 14, 2003

Chinese Snowball

Exactly what you think it is, a compacted ball of rice used as a projectile.

Dude you missed it at lunch today! Fu Chow Meng got pelted in the face by a Chinese snowball; it wouldn't have been as funny if he didn't enjoy it so much.

by Butternutz77 September 27, 2010

snowfan

Not just a typical snowman but a SNOWFAN that is wearing your teams favorite jersey.

Ann Marie - "I like your snowman wearing a Flyers jersey."

Billy - "That's not just an ordinary snowman. That's my SNOWFAN. Go Flyers!"

by AMarie0908 February 18, 2011

snowball pipe

Take a perfectly sticky snow and compact it very tightly in between your hands until you have a tight and round ball (about the size of an apple). Make sure it's hard as a rock. Then, poke one hole in the back and two in the sides. The hole on the top is meant for weed and one hole in the side is meant for sucking and the other hole is your carb. Light up!

We made a killer snowball pipe on the chairlift today!

by A.Bomb & Lil Deets April 7, 2009

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.

"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.

by Green Soldier April 19, 2009

blue snowball

A blue snowball is when you freeze your penis then cum making snow.

Today i gave myself a Blue Snowball and it felt great.

by Mc Amnesia January 23, 2014