Snarg

Snarg is one of the widest known celebrities among the gaming forums today. Everytime he posts, people are awestruck by just seeing him post and have to make threads, "SNARGG!!", "SNARG IS THE MAN", or something similar just wanting him to post in their threads as it makes you more of a man if he does. Where did Snarg start you ask? He started out at blizzhackers. He was and still is today the greatest Admin ever, still at EoN. One day he was sent off to the War, and still finds time and pays money to keep his forum manageable. He comes on once in a while, does his duty, and gets back to duty. Pun intended. He is like a god among us, godsended from the heights above. Many people try to fake his name on other forums in ways to achieve a Scam. Snarg doesn't ever scam, he owns. He'll own until the day he dies. Many of us would give out own heart to him if needed. He's like a new cd, when everything else is to scratched to play. If you don't admire Snarg for his achievements in the d2 community, forum community, or just awesomeness, then you have to admire his bravery for defending us while watching over us. Thank you Snarg.

Snarg: "Apparently I am appearing at more and more game forums. For those who do not already know, I am currently in Kuwait with an unknown return date. It costs me $5 an hour to be online so, needles to say, I am almost never on. When I am on, I come directly to this site, mainly to ban popular members of the community. So, if you see me appearing on other forums, it's not me. However, feel free to download whatever it is 'I' posted. It won't hurt your computer, I promise..."

by dawhat December 9, 2008

Snorgy

A fully-clothed snuggle orgy in which several men and women get cozy and snuggle with each other.

I feel like having a snorgy because I want to cuddle up with some lovely people and feel cozy.

by Nameless in New York May 20, 2008

Snorgtees

Annoying shit that constantly appears on the urban dictionary site advertising lame t-shirts.

Look at all of these damn snorgtees ads on this site.

by azawaq December 7, 2009

Snorgtees

A T-shirt company that makes some of the most retarded shirts ever to meet the presses. They have on them terrible jokes that are obviously trying to suck off of Internet humor, and stupid slogans and sayings with bad puns and very unclever irony. They slap their stupid advertisements all over Urban Dictionary, courtesy of Google Ads, which tries to target products to the right audience.

Some examples of Snorgtees terrible attempts at cool:

"WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!!!1!"
"Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?'

"Meh"

"That's what she said!!!11!1"

"Milk, I am your father"

"I was not aware that bird was the word"

Sheer crap.

by CPHOY December 22, 2010

snog scale

a scale used to define where you are dating wise
5 sticky eyes (Be careful using this. I’ve still got some complete twit following me around like a seeing-eye dog.)
1 holding hands
2 arm around
3 goodnight kiss
4 kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who’s got a watch but no boyfriend.)
4.5 hand snogging (I really don’t want to go into this. Ask Jas.)
5 open mouth kissing
6 tongues
6.5 ear snogging
6.75 neck nuzzling
7 upper body fondling – outdoors
8 upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
Virtual number 8 (When your upper body is not actually being fondled in reality, but you know that it is in your snoggees head.)
9 below waist activity (or bwa) (Apparently this can include flashing your pants. Don’t blame me. Ask Jules.)
10 the full monty (Jas and I were in the room when Dad was watching the news and the newscaster said, “Tonight the Prime Minister has reached Number 10.” And Jas and I had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazzes.)

i got to number 8 on the snog scale with mark last night!!

by Eza January 3, 2008

SnorgTees enigma

the dicotomy of advertising a Tshirt with bacon written in it being used by a skinny chick

dude this ad is such a SnorgTees enigma.

by ILuvBacon January 31, 2010

snorgtees

A T-shirt company with absolutely no dignity or real sense of business prowess whatsoever. They merely take any quotable line from a movie, tv or pop culture scene and place it on a basic teeshirt, thus attempting to take advantage of the stupidity and consumption need of the average human, having them spend $15 on something that impresses no one and merely helps them stand out as "don't talk to me, I suck."

snorgtees are a tshirt that quotes a line from 'The Office' and makes unearned profits from it.

by Bangerlivas April 30, 2009