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Snatchmare

When you see a girl's pussy and it's so ugly it gives you nightmares.
Did you see that girl suzy... omg that thing gave me a snatchmare!
by Chills1980 July 31, 2019
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Switchfart

When you are letting out a long and fulfilling fart, but suddenly, midway through the fart, it changes tune and maybe becomes shrill, bass or downright throaty.
Bro 1: Bro I ate a huge bowl of stale taco shells last night while watching Dazed and Confused and let rip a long fart. But midway through the fart, it screeched and then as I clenched by butt, it changed to a wet fart noise.
Bro 2: Weird shit bro!
Bro 1: Nah bro. It was just a switchfart.
by TheGreySamaritan October 9, 2019
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Snatchfracking

Verb, sexual activity.

The sexual act of inserting a sounding rod into a women's urethra before stimulating her to a squirting orgasm. Immediately after the male partner (or female with a strapon) with a sounding rod also inserted into their urethra will shout "BLOWOUT!" at the top of their lungs before proceeding to have vaginal intercourse with the woman.

Optionally one may use some sort of black colored vaginal lubricant to simulate an oil well being fracked.
"We tried snatchfracking but literally nowhere has black colored lubes and honestly I think that's the only thing that makes it worthwhile."

"Jim, I'm gonna fucking execute you in the woods some day."
by mrmeme56 August 10, 2022
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