taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.

Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Snapression

The sad feeling you get when you couldn't fit everything you needed into the SnapChat video the first time you recorded it. Then you go to record it a second time, and everything just looks so staged. Also defined as any sadness that arises from SnapChat.

"Wow, my volume was off while the video was playing. I missed everything you said. I'm so Snapressed."

"This video is taking so long to load, it's sending me into Snapression."

by Christopher Stone December 4, 2013

Shapleplumped

Flabbergasted

- I was shapleplumped when I reached into my pocket and couldn't find the keys.

by Ultimaker January 8, 2017

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

Severus Snape

one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men dumbledore has ever known.

Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met

by Musicnotegirl November 7, 2010

Snapes On A Plane

Critically panned and Major Flop film starring Severus Snape when he hijacks a plane with 6 other clones, terrifying and traumatizing the passengers. A rip off of Snakes On A Plane.

Obviously a sequel was made direct-to-dvd with a budget of £5 and starring porn star Ginny Weasley which is considered the worst film of all time.

Guy: This is worse than Snapes On A Plane
Guy #2: OMG don't get me started

by poopooweeweesnot November 1, 2011

whipper-snapper

most often used by old people (see geezer) to describe an arrogant young person.

"why, did you just hear that young whippersnapper talk to me?"

by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003