Snail

A disgusting little slug with a shell on it but for some reason people eat them, whenever I see them I want to throw up

Guy 1: oh, look a snail
Guy 2: *vomiting*

by #Poopinthebasket September 6, 2023

Snails

Snails are a wonderful animal and they are the best.

“Wow, look at that group of snails on that tree.”

by The silver cat November 3, 2020

snail

the word tj jaguars use in reference to a very small penis (often associated with a shelf)

That dude finally took a shower after practice... what a snail!

by truth33 May 12, 2011

Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.

"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."

by Honeybadger69 January 13, 2014

Snail

Someone you would have sexual intercourse with but not brag about

You see the girl over there, shes not that good looking, but shes a snail

by Biff Winton December 28, 2007

snailing

(v) When you walk around real slow because youre so stoned....with a backpack on; resembling a snail.

Dude, i was totaling snailing on the way to class today. I was 30 minutes late and my eyes looked like solo cups. The professor was chill.

by ignaciohernandez March 8, 2011

The snail

The snail is when the boy lays on his back with his hands behind his head with his elbows sticking up. The girl should be underneath a blanket in doggy position sucking the boy off. This should look like a snail, with the elbows being the eyes and the girl underneath the blanket being the shell

Oi man i walked into my room mate room last night and this girl was doing the snail on him.

by Crazy Johnny boy 745 June 18, 2006