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Scooching

Action of a dog running his ass across a carpet
Fido is scooching on my Ikea rug
by J Conde October 27, 2005
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smoothing it

Living in the lap of luxury in a rugged setting.
"My parents love going to the wilderness, but only if they're smoothing it." (i.e. they stay in a five-star mountain region hotel and hire a Swiss guide.)
by Susan Macaluso January 12, 2007
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Smoochiguise

When someone is a smoochiguise, they are basically a tool. They try to get booty from girls, but fail. They usually have stupid jokes and think that they are the coolest kid around. If you spot a smoochiguise, it's best that you simply beat them up.

Smoochiguise origninated from the combination of Smooch, and Guise, the I stands for the sound a mentally challenged person makes. It is generally a derogatory term.
"Ha, you stupid smoochiguise!"

"Kit is a smoochiguise!"

"Smoochiguise annoy me"

"That kid Tommy is such a freakin' smoochiguise! I hate him!"

"That kids a smoochiguise? Guess we'd better beat him up."
by 1337y June 11, 2006
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smoothin

P1: Hey what's up?
P2: Just smoothin.
by bsbob June 1, 2018
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slooching

She was so full of cum, she lisped from side to side like an unbalanced ship.
She was so full of cum, she was slooching around, from side to side.
by Kiddcurry January 6, 2014
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Smoochies

A word used to describe someone who is annoyingly persistent in trying to get their view/opinion/point across.

The term derives from an episode of, 'The Young Apprentice.' (A British TV show.)The task was to create a popcorn brand. One of the candidates, Harry M persistently (throughout the episode) attempted to make the team choose his idea, a popcorn called 'Smoochies'. This was in spite of the fact that the rest of his team disliked the idea and had in fact chosen a different theme and flavour.
Person 1: Do you support the X party
Person 2: No I support the Y party
Person 1: Continuously tries to convince person 2 to support the views of X despite the fact he holds a contrary view and eventually leaves.
Person 2: That guy is a a right Smoochies!
by Tobiasfunky April 22, 2014
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smoothing

The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.
I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner
by Danger Craiu March 3, 2009
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