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Daan Smitting

Continuous and extensive chatter about a specific, usually simple issue. (other as Saul Goodmaning)
Breaking down into prime factors. Boring and philosophical. A monologue that repels the recipient with its extensiveness and highly-theoretical knowledge, even if you could put it in a one good sentence.
- Do you have a skincare routine?
- Glad you have asked. If you want gorgeous skin 30 years from now, the choices you make today will help that happen. Beautiful skin is a lifelong process and developing a daily skin care routine today can help you keep my beautiful skin for the future. At the same time, negative skin care routines now can harm my or yours skin for the future.
It’s all about health. Skincare is important to maintain a good image as a CEO.
- Can you stop daan smitting, please? It was a yes-no question! And I haven't received the answer that satisfies me in the end.
by ryksryks January 14, 2023
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Oh, I found a snitten!
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Atomic Shitten

A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.

A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.

Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’

‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’
by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022
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Smittenable

When someone is so gorgeous and adorable that it’s likely people will become smitten with them.
That Manda chick is smittenable for I am now smitten with her.
by Cute Cary April 27, 2020
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smitter

use just a smitter of sugar
by rat63 January 16, 2016
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Shitten

The rarest most awesomest form of a kitten... a shitten.
Hey, I have a pet shitten.
by Shanzo January 2, 2005
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shitten

so smitten and in love with somebody that you shit yourself; smitten+shit=shitten
that girl is so sexy and awesome...i'm totally shitten about her
by sanjosharkfan14 May 9, 2011
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