Smith

The last name of a person who's job is to be the evil the world needs to rid of.

Person 1: Oh god, its a Smith.
Person 2: Man, I hate Smiths.

by Kentrowl1 August 7, 2022

Smith

The most caring and considerate person I’ve ever met. He will forever make my day everyday and I hope I can one day at least equal how amazing his personality is. I’ve loved him since the day that I met him and the only thing I want in life is to die in his arms. He is brave, considerate, sweet, and humorous and he is the best guy I’ve ever met.

“Hey have you heard about that kid named Smith? He’s super cool.”
“Yeah, he really is the best, isn’t he?”

by Urban dictionary sucks ass November 16, 2022

Smith

A beautiful young man and the sexiest

Smith is the most beautiful and caring person

by Soccer lover10 November 22, 2023

Smith

Smith is a fucking pimp. He swings his giant unclipped dong around like its a wiffle ball bat. He once had sex with a whale, and the whale cried because Smith's big pecker tore its vag wide open.

"Hey honey, looking for a Smith?"

by BigDaddyDickKicker December 1, 2023

smith

when you're typing 'something' as 'smth' but your device's autocorrect kicks in and changes it to 'Smith'

'hey dude i just did smith.'
'smith'
'smith'
'SOMETHING god damn it"

by dèéz August 20, 2025

'smith

See Aerosmith

Go-ing dooooooooooooown!

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

smith machine

The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.

Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?

Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.

by junksniffer45 June 25, 2013