smencils

An enviorment friendly fundraising product sold in elementary and middle schools. They are pencils that are made of rolled, recycled newspapers instead of wood and are soaked in chemicals that produce many different scents, including bubble gum, cherry, cookie dough, and hazelnut latte. Hence the name Sme-ncil. Pencils that smell. Many kids sniff them Obsessively to get high.

Some people in the cafeteria were selling Smencils. Yay.

by Queefer77 February 6, 2006

nigga stench

that smell that every nigger has

that nigger has the nigga stench

by tedtwinkletoes August 12, 2015

Stench Trench

A slightly wiffy 'Kipper Canyon' qv

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Stench Trench, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

Smunchy

An adjective describing someone or something that is unbearably cute/adorable.

Variants include: smunch (verb and noun), smunchiest (for emphasis) and smunchbag (can be both a noun and adjective).

"What a smunchy bastard!"

"That kitten is the smunchiest smunch that ever smunched."

by Gwaxl April 4, 2005

Stench Bench

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Stench Bench.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Dick Stench

The smell of a rancid penis that's not been washed for months.

Jerry: I seen some homeless guy yesterday, he was disgusting, he had really bad Dick Stench.

by The Masked Porn Star February 13, 2009

stench

Unappealling aroma, possibly difficult to remove

"Jesus Christ, Barbara, the stench from your flange this morning is disgusting"

by Stevie October 16, 2003