social stallion

one who excells in the art of courtship

one who picks-up that most at a social event

"is that John Travolta from Grease or the Fons??" "Close - it's a social stallion"

by SEBASTIEN November 27, 2003

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

smallified

To make smaller than the original. To reduce in size in some manner.

The computer file needs to be smallified to fit on a floppy disk.

by Bruce May 13, 2005

smallification

To smallify; the act or process of making something smaller.

The house design is currently undergoing smallification.
I'm working on the smallification of the ginormous file.

by rulenumberthree September 24, 2009

smallwood steamroller

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

smallbone

Smallbone refers to a woman withdrawing consent mid coitus, resulting in the man’s penis shrinking slightly, but remaining erect - requiring him having to finish himself in shame.

Man 1. Mate, I’m not happy! Sharon gave me Smallbone last night because I told her avocados were overrated while we were getting jiggy!

Man 2. I feel ya buddy - Carol smallboned me last week when I forgot her cat’s name.

by ThirstyB July 19, 2018

smallidge

A weird kid with a crappy blond bowl cut.

Smallidge is decent at trombone but still kinda crappy.

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 7, 2018