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lay the smackdown

The act of physically attacking another individual.
That guy has some anger management issues, yesterday I saw him lay the smackdown on his beeatch for talking back.
by Tsunamisurfer June 22, 2005
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naked smack down

Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.
Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.

Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.

Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!
by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023
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smackaroo

I paid that mofo five hundred smackaroos for that Dodge Dart and the shit broke down on me in the McDonalds drive through
by Monsignor O'Shea September 4, 2005
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National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out
National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.
by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019
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Smackdonald's

A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
I don't want to eat there: it's a smackdonald's.
by MoonsOverMyJammies October 9, 2015
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Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.
Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"
by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010
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Smack the bitch outta you

Phrase - A comment said from one person (usually African-American male) to another person (usually African-American female) when when they are acting like a bitch, meaning that they would be smacked so hard they would stop being a bitch.
Ex:1

Jenida: Tyrell you are such a douche!

Tyrell: Woman, quit talking before I smack the bitch outta you!

Ex:2

Joseph: Man, Tracy was acting really mean earlier.

Johnny: I know dude, somebody should smack the bitch outta her.

Ex:3

Bailey: Damn Courtney you better stay outta my way!

Courney: Yeah, and you better shut up before I smack the bitch outta you!
by H0biez09 April 13, 2012
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