Slurpers

A group if people that slurp you so good that they are professionals. This can be anywhere, anytime, any place.

I met up with some slurpers yeasterday, ive never felt so good in my life

by Your mom’s government name March 18, 2022

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Cum Slurper

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.

That girl is quite the cum slurper.

by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

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bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.

John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

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you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021

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A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.

"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."

by BigLSharp September 4, 2024

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