tub slurper

The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.

That dude looks like he is a tub slurper.

by Mr._Meat_Whisle March 25, 2024

Terp slurper

A quartz nail fitted with unique design elements that enhance flavor and reduce dab wastage

Many dab enthusiasts prefer to use a terp slurper because its unique design allows for more flavorful, low-temperature hits.

by Colelossel1 June 22, 2025

Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.

yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards

by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016

bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.

John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

slit slurper

One who licks and/or slurps female genitalia,whether they are male or female.

I believe Gina and Teri are slit slurper's

by R birch January 28, 2017

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

hammer slurper

Someone who likes to gorf big objects.

Dimitra Glystra is a hammer slurper

by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013