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bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.
John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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Cum Slurper

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.
by J P Smoove August 27, 2021
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you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.
My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.
by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021
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Slop Slurper

A person who mindlessly consumes low-quality or brain-numbing content online, often found indulging in engagement bait, pointless drama, and AI-generated posts on Reddit without questioning their authenticity. Slop slurpers actively enjoy participating in fake internet stories and shallow debates, often oblivious to the irony of the content they're engaging with. Think of them as digital cattle, eagerly lapping up every spoonful of slop the internet throws their way.
"Bro, you seriously spent your Saturday night getting worked up over engagement bait on Twitter? You’ve gone full slop slurper, my dude."
by BigLSharp September 4, 2024
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Terp slurper

A quartz nail fitted with unique design elements that enhance flavor and reduce dab wastage
Many dab enthusiasts prefer to use a terp slurper because its unique design allows for more flavorful, low-temperature hits.
by Colelossel1 June 22, 2025
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Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.
person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"
by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023
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tub slurper

The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.
by Mr._Meat_Whisle March 25, 2024
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