Slourp

Like "cheugy" but for kids these days. SMH darn kids calling our old asses cheugy

You, sir, are a Slourp.

by Notafakename2024 March 7, 2024

Slurk

The action of licking the bottom of someone else's foot.

"Hey bro, tryna slurk?"

by Slurkking May 4, 2024

SLURKING

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.

Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.

by azvalley66 April 16, 2025

Slorky

For guys: being horny to hike
For girls: being a trail 9 or above

“I am so slorky to climb mount ida tomorrow”
“That lesbian we saw at the top of the mountain was slorky”

by Slorkyman October 12, 2025

Craig'sLurk

aka Craig'sLurking, Craig'sLurked, Craig'sLurker.

To stalk a particular item with specific qualities on the classified ads site Craig'sList until achieving success. This stalking is usually achieved through refreshing the search on multiple browser windows several times a day, every day.

"Nice coffee table!"
"Yeah, I Craig'sLurked it for 3 weeks until I finally found one in good shape for under $50"

by Siralene October 9, 2009

Turkey Slurkey

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....

Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!

by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018